Fuck You

When you are angry and just want to let off some steam, so you to your friend fuck you to make him mad.

Hey Ron fuck you.

by hahahahahahaFuckYouImFunny January 18, 2021

gallow fuck

when you hang out of a girls ass while autoerotic asphixiating

"tom cruise died doing a gallow fuck

by petbeater69 April 28, 2021

Fuck Kids

Step kids, your boyfriend/girlfriends kids; that try their best to annoy or bother you nonstop

The other day the fuck kids drank all my soda.

by ShellyandAlex February 12, 2023

crutonous fuck

When your cracker friend can’t say the N-word but has keys to the BBQ.

Bro, my homeboy Todd is coming to the cookout this weekend.

Who? Oh that Crutonous Fuck, yeah bro for sure, he’s family.

by Riddikuluslessness December 12, 2023

a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.

Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is

by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017

60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican

When you are a racist that is running for office to stay out of prison and you can't stand women, latinos, and military.

When Trump volunteered to pay for Fallen Soldier Vannesa Guillen's funeral, he stiffed the family like he does his contractors.

Trump "$60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican"
General- "but sir, you offered to pay it!"
Trump- "DO NOT PAY IT"

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing October 23, 2024

Planck fuck

The smallest possible unit of giving a fuck—an indivisible quantum of concern. Analogous to the Planck length in physics, it's the theoretical minimum amount of care one can give before it ceases to exist entirely.

“I don’t give a single Planck fuck what you think.”
“That’s a Planck fuck less than I gave yesterday.”
“Somewhere between zero and a Planck fuck is where my interest resides.”

by TT126 July 1, 2025