fucking dead

when someone dies what did u think.

Person 1: Bro your so bad at basketball
Person 2: no u r
Person1: *fucking dead*

by esckey123 March 15, 2023

clock fuck

When one is fucking against the clock, they have no desire for an intimate fuck or to feel the passion and desire of the moment. One has a job to do in a set period of time, this is a clock fuck. Fucking in a set period of time.

'My parents will be home in 15 minutes.... We're going to have to clock fuck'

by WPC August 12, 2015

Fuck Muncher

Ur Mum On Toast

oi u fuck muncher

by alfie aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa June 13, 2018

Fucks

Adjective/Verb/; when something is better than good, and better than awesome, and the way and the only way to describe it is that it doesn’t have sex, it fucks

“How’s that Cinnamon Toast Crunch with chocolate milk?”

“It fucks!”

by Bexar210 July 7, 2021

Fuck tard

A person who is incredibly stupid beyond human imagination.

Wow, simone and valerio are fuck tards

by Mackol December 2, 2019

re-slut-a-fucked

A fucked out piece of meat that has to be constantly and re-consistently re-slut-a-fucked out to be reminded of what not to do with their time.

The re-slut-a-fucked out piece of meat needed to be re-violently beat the fuck out of her/his/it self, in order to remember it's slutfucked out place
*Not an insult to sluts and/or it's.

by The_Fuck May 18, 2021

a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.

Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is

by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017