Fucking-veichle

a friend, who is also your whore.

but I shant ever get back the upward boredom
which I lost

when the 'Fucking-veichle' didn't break down and cry

by pickupyourchinadoll August 24, 2017

fucked

What you are

You are fucked

by Inquisitive Walnut July 2, 2019

Fuck it robe

A robe you wear when you just don't give a fuck anymore.

-Dude is James okay? He is wearing a fuck it robe.
-No James wife left him he has given up.

by Captain_Nova July 3, 2017

Big Loud Fuck

Another expression for a blowhard but with a more expletive charged and greater emotional impact.

Friend 1: What is your opinion of this politician.

Friend 2: He/She always appeals to his/her constituents biggest irrational fears and hatreds. He/She is nothing but a big loud fuck.

by TheToesKnows February 20, 2024

functional bumble fuck

Someone with great passions and ideas proceeding comfortably through life who doesn't give a rats ass if you disagree.

"He is a functional bumble fuck"

by SmartSuka February 12, 2017

Fucks Off

Its like fuck off but its even more like... more existential, rather than just a person its like... everyone can fuck off... like a higher order of fuck off.

Cats... fucks off

by Disheveled February 6, 2023

jiggle-fuck

1) To destroy or otherwise cause a device to malfunction by shaking it. 2)Describing the act of shaking male genitalia more than the allowed number of shakes (twice) after urination.

1) My phone froze right in the middle of a text, and I accidentally jiggle-fucked it. 2) The guy at the urinal next to me was jiggle-fucking himself.

by johnrollah June 9, 2011