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Fish fuck

I fish fucked my girl last night but it was all good.
by Sudan January 13, 2019
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Fuck

The f word is a horrible horrible word used by ignorant chavs that just had their balls dropped..........

Using it would result in an immediate execution, an event that would be watched by the Queen of England .

It is tradition for the head to roll past the Queen's feet, so that she can SPIT on your face..

But be careful not to get horny and staff on her forehead!!
Big Batty Betty: "rah fam I met this guy n he was bare Peng but I got bored because he had a small dick"

Big Batty Betty's friend: "Ay is he still available I kinda wanna fuck"
Police, quietly eavesdropping: " OI BRUV WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY. THATS AN IMMEDIATE ARREST. WASH UR NECK YH. CAUSE ITS GONNA BE CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPEEEED"
by Small chose October 26, 2019
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Meeting Fucked

I'm meeting fucked today. When asked if you have any free time
by landofpandas991 February 6, 2020
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joke fuck

When you and your female friend have coitus but only as a joke
Kamryn, i know we fucked last night but i was just kidding. Ya know i thought you were in on the joke fuck. I thought we could both have a laugh about it today at work.
by BigRodRodney November 23, 2019
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Fuck muck

I filled her stench trench with my fuck muck
by Funny fella September 12, 2018
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Dropped the fuck off

When you are enjoying something thoroughly and it stops suddenly for no apparent reason.
I wish I had taken the Spiderman acid instead of that other stuff. It only lasted a few hours before it dropped the fuck off.
by Rawohxela420 September 29, 2018
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proper fucking

To have every orifice filled sexually.
Morgan said give me a proper Fucking.
by Charity0219 March 22, 2020
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