When a discharge of Santorum
becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).
becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).
by Big Papi Jewlo August 8, 2022
Get the Dick-Turd mug.by Puffyjohnson November 5, 2019
Get the Turd carter mug.All the liberal nincumpoops from the northern states that come down to Florida from November to April trying to escape the cold and the brain dead democratic policies they voted for. They can be easily spotted by how pale white they are, how slow they drive and how completely unaware they are when it comes to life in general. The only logical place for a snow turd is catching a ride around the bowl of a toilet.
“It took me forever to get to the beach with all the traffic and now I can’t even find a parking spot, all these snow turds need to leave.”
by IntentoShred March 5, 2023
Get the Snow Turd mug.Another Way To Diss Your Friend In A Unmature Way....
Though very stupid, it's quite funny when used out of the blue...makes one look puzzled and stare at you blankly in curiousity of what the hell you just said!
Though very stupid, it's quite funny when used out of the blue...makes one look puzzled and stare at you blankly in curiousity of what the hell you just said!
by Chris "The Outlaw" January 7, 2008
Get the Turd Shitter mug.1. A piece of fecal matter, most times referred to as shit.
2. That one guy who weens about being single but still treats women like shit.
3. One who behaves like a metaphorical piece of shit.
2. That one guy who weens about being single but still treats women like shit.
3. One who behaves like a metaphorical piece of shit.
Damian is such a turd to anyone that I bet he will end up alone and contemplating suicide at an alley someday.
by YoItsYourBoySkinnyPenis October 30, 2017
Get the Turd mug.1: Remanent files left behind after uninstalling software.
2: Unnecessary files that waste disk space.
3: Digital clutter, unlikely to ever be utilized.
2: Unnecessary files that waste disk space.
3: Digital clutter, unlikely to ever be utilized.
1: Most of your hard drive is filled with Disk Turds.
2: We just pushed an uninstall package but it left lots of disk turds on the end points.
3: Disk cleanup may wipe out some disk turds.
2: We just pushed an uninstall package but it left lots of disk turds on the end points.
3: Disk cleanup may wipe out some disk turds.
by The_Cardboard_Cutout January 19, 2024
Get the Disk Turd mug.The turd song was originally from BTR’s TV show on Nickelodeon. It first exist on the first episode where James sang a good song At an audition and then Gustavo turned and said that James has no talent and then Kendall came in front of stage telling Gustavo that “NO TALENT, UR THE ONE WITH NO TALENT IN 10 years” and Gustavo said one of his old songs was a hit 9yrs ago, and then Kendal jumped on top of his desk and sang that old song (in an insulting way) Gustavo mentioned, and then they called security. And then Kendall sang the turd song kicking the stuff in the table.
So when you’re pissed off by someone, you just jumped on top of their desk and sing the turd song at that person and kick their stuff off the desk while singing the turd song.
Lyrics:
Oh you’re such a turd.
Oh yeah a giant turd.
You look like a turd.
And you smell like a turd.
So when you’re pissed off by someone, you just jumped on top of their desk and sing the turd song at that person and kick their stuff off the desk while singing the turd song.
Lyrics:
Oh you’re such a turd.
Oh yeah a giant turd.
You look like a turd.
And you smell like a turd.
Miss Best: Alright class, can somebody explain what is respiration
Everyone: uhhh uhhhh uhhhhhhhhh
Miss best: Grrrr Everyone stand up on your chairs and hands up your head.
Everybody complains*
Me *looks at an airplane flying by*
Miss best: *in an angry way* Why the heck you weren’t watching me while I was teaching about respiration.
Me: GRRRRRRRR YOU STUPID BITCH, YOU HAD ME STANDING ON MY DESK FOR HOURS WITH MY HANDS ON MY HEAD LIKE A GODDAMN SLAVE, SO WHATS SO WRONG TO WATCH A BLOODY AIRPLANE PASSES *goes on top of her desk* YOU UGLY ASS WHORE YOU ARE THE TEACHER WHO MADE STUDENTS LIVES MISERABLE AND WE CANT TAKE IT ON. OH BY THE WAY HERE A SONG FOR YOU *Sings the turd song*
Miss best: you’re going to Detention for calling me bitch and whore and going on my desk and singing some song and kicking my crap from my desk.
Me: *kicks the bitch on her face*
Everyone: uhhh uhhhh uhhhhhhhhh
Miss best: Grrrr Everyone stand up on your chairs and hands up your head.
Everybody complains*
Me *looks at an airplane flying by*
Miss best: *in an angry way* Why the heck you weren’t watching me while I was teaching about respiration.
Me: GRRRRRRRR YOU STUPID BITCH, YOU HAD ME STANDING ON MY DESK FOR HOURS WITH MY HANDS ON MY HEAD LIKE A GODDAMN SLAVE, SO WHATS SO WRONG TO WATCH A BLOODY AIRPLANE PASSES *goes on top of her desk* YOU UGLY ASS WHORE YOU ARE THE TEACHER WHO MADE STUDENTS LIVES MISERABLE AND WE CANT TAKE IT ON. OH BY THE WAY HERE A SONG FOR YOU *Sings the turd song*
Miss best: you’re going to Detention for calling me bitch and whore and going on my desk and singing some song and kicking my crap from my desk.
Me: *kicks the bitch on her face*
by EMD F59PHI August 21, 2024
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