The act of simultaneously taking a dump while tugging one out. A multitasking maneuver performed on he porcelain throne, combining relief with release.
"Bro, I was running late this morning so I pulled a full-on Turd Tug before work
- efficiency at its finest."
- efficiency at its finest."
by Dirtay Dave September 19, 2025
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Get the Turd de la Turd mug.Someone who is a bummer ,ugly and rude. Someone that believes in things that only help them out and does not fight for equal rights. Call someone this to just truly confuse them.
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