Geriatric Trolls

an older person that lingers or tries to participate in an area usually dominated by a younger crowd. Most often associated with the "back" portion of an adult video store where nefarious sexual activity is taking place.
That porn shop is infested with Geriatric Trolls, you will have better luck with the one next to the college.
by IneedanID May 20, 2011
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Troll Job

When one receives a blow job under a bridge.
My girl gave me a troll job while we listened to RHCP.
by PimpMeesh September 18, 2021
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Conservative Troll

Yeah, more like PLANT... Look, he's how it works. They use the plants to create FAKE criticism of the people I talk about (criticisms intended to mirror MY criticism) to undercut MY criticism with LESS EFFECTIVE, LESS TRUE (but analogous) criticism.
Hym "Conservative troll trolls imposter troll (who neworks with charlatans who are trying to destroy me) with fake troll about wife and rather say the thing that is LIKELY TRUE says thing that everyone already knows and doesn't care about. More interstate is the fact that his wife left him THE DAY I MENTIONED HIM and he HAS AN ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN whenever he see someone doing THE THING THAT HE IS DOING... Which is: impersonating me to shill for Jewish media personalities. Destiny is literally Christianity! He's meat shield for the Jews!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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troll tool

Phrase or opinion stated for the sole purpose of trolling.
That stuff about the white and gold dress is such a troll tool.
by Mr. Fuckit February 27, 2015
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Gmail Troll

A person who sends a bulk email to many people.
Jacob is a Gmail Troll because he sent a bulk email to many people with an video of someone shot in the head with blood splattered all over him.
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Grumpy Troll

The act of two individuals rubbing their buttholes together in a misguided attempt to achieve sexual pleasure. So named for the involuntary noises and facial expressions made by the participants during the act.
Person 1: Guys, I tried the Grumpy Troll last night.

Person 2: Seriously? Feel anything.

Person 1: Nothing. Literally, nothing.

Person 2: How hard did you try.

Person 1: Let me put it this way. I'm much grumpier today.
by NoMoreButtRubs September 12, 2012
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Troll patch

The little patch of hair on ones big toe
A girl often has hairless legs and feet, except for her troll patch
by Johny2424 December 05, 2011
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