When someone takes a top of a muffin, places it Over top of a ass whole and the person farts the muffin top into the others mouth.
by Top muffin topper December 3, 2019
Get the Muffin toppingmug. 
"Bus muffin" is a term commonly used, when on publice transport, to describe someone who you quite like the look of and therefore, will do your best to sit in the seat next to them. Even if there are plenty of other seats available.
"The bus I took yesterday was full of bus muffin, man! I didn't know where to sit so I just hovered over each one until I got off or they hit me! You should have been there, man!"
"Hayley thinks Chris F. is a bus muffin. That's just not right..."
"Hayley thinks Chris F. is a bus muffin. That's just not right..."
by cavefish April 20, 2009
Get the bus muffinmug. I have an itchy sazzle muffin
I need to go get my sazzle muffin waxed
Your face looks like a sazzle muffin
I need to go get my sazzle muffin waxed
Your face looks like a sazzle muffin
by muff muff 325 October 25, 2010
Get the sazzle muffinmug. by MrMeøw July 21, 2018
Get the Muffinmug. by -6-6-6 September 4, 2023
Get the willy muffinmug. The female act of masturbation is precisely described as this.
A Man can also brag to his friends upon providing such pleasure to her to his friends by accomplishing this exercise effectively like a boss upon successfull fingering orgasm.
A Man can also brag to his friends upon providing such pleasure to her to his friends by accomplishing this exercise effectively like a boss upon successfull fingering orgasm.
by Sir.G March 5, 2021
Get the Muffin Buffinmug.