balkan hat

Short douchebag hair style, often seen on guidos

OMG! Look at that balkan hat, what a rebel!

by yesJohnyes August 7, 2011

wobbly top hat

When a girl rides a mans dick, and moves around and squirms while she does it. Technically a negative term.

"How was sex last night?" "It was awful. She gave me a fucking wobbly top hat."

by Abracadabra827 June 9, 2016

Sade's Hat Trick

A sex act performed among four men on a camping trip, whereby the recipient is stripped and bent over a table, small incisions are made on both sides below the bottom rib, and he is penetrated in three open orifices, leaving the mouth open so that his friends can enjoy his screams.

We pulled Sade's Hat Trick on Jack last Saturday, but he pulled through and we went fishing the next day.

by Marquis de Bad April 18, 2016

hat block

When one wears a hat so you won't wear a hat like someone that you know or are related to.

He is going to imitate his father, time to hat block.

by Mr.Zogrebginald August 21, 2013

irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.

Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!

by billdur79 August 20, 2023

having hats that are the size of allah

a form of saying the word sex

me:"i love having hats that are the size of allah" friend:"what."

by jobiff March 31, 2025

hat

worn to protect your skin from the sun

i always wear a hat

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016