Swearing On your Mother

Swearing on your mother is a way to make sure someone isnt lying.

If the promise is broken, the person has every right to fuck your mother.

H: Yo I swear on my mums life I didn't cheat!
G: Then whats this picture?
H: [phone] is her number

(Swearing On your Mother)

by Iblah January 12, 2022

Like 2nd mother like dog

When your dog acts like your partner.

Like 2nd mother like dog. They’re both retarded.

by cruicfal February 12, 2025

my mother

stupid

You are like my mother.

by DEZPP January 13, 2023

my mother

A BIG FAT LAZY PERSON

MY MOTHER IS U

by DEZPP December 19, 2022

My mother

Single since my dad booked it. Pays all the taxes and expenses.

"My mother is single.

by drier than the atacama March 26, 2024

My MoThEr

A person who always leaves you at the age of 4 and comes back to you at the age of 12 to say happy birthday and leave. But before she leaves shes going to tell you that shes really sorry and then she will leave for another 7-8 years then come back telling you that you suddenly have a SISTER you had no FUCKING clue about

My MoThEr left me >:(

by Charlielovesmaxine June 09, 2022

Founding Mother

The wife of one of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America

Martha Washington, a Founding Mother, is the Mother of our Country and George Washington is the Father of our Country.

by 1234567890abcdefghij November 14, 2020