Mother of Invention

A woman with trust issues so intent on proving her spouse is cheating when they are not, they make constant accusations about them and other women, so eventually they drive their spouse into the arms of someone else

"Aye mate, that's me single, She was the Instrument of her own downfall. Accused me of having sex with all sorts when I wasn't. So what did I do to the Mother of Invention? I went Baw Deep in her sister and left."

by Jabbamac December 8, 2018

Ur Brother a Mother

A big roast counter to 'Ur Sister a Mister. Also means that Ur brother's a tranny since he was born

Carl: Ur mom gay
Dylan: Ur dad lesbian
Carl: Ur granny a tranny
Dylan: Ur grandpap a trap
Carl: Ur sister a mister
Dylan: Ur brother a mother

by DiiSlay May 11, 2018

Your mother

a figure that doesn't love you. Especially if your name is Jacob Mohmand

"Pigs flying is about as probable as your mother loving you"

by TheVervy March 21, 2022

Mother Hen

When you slide a couple of peeled soft boiled eggs into her vagina and then have her squat above you and lay the eggs onto you or into your mouth.

No thanks, I already ate. We did the Mother Hen a few hours ago.

by AshFlops September 28, 2022

sirrugate mother

A "family man" dude who performs child-caring/rearing duties in da absence of da fairer gender.

Da comedy-film "Mr. Mom" is a perfect example of a guy's being a sirrugate mother.

by QuacksO April 13, 2021

Salty Mother Fucker

Allan Green aka. Pricey

Oh look at that salty mother fucker, oh yeah you mean Pricey aka alphagolf90

by Consuela Banana Hammock February 3, 2018

Mother

Someone, typically a mature female, who displays dominant and/or sensual energy. The term is commonly used in stan twitter + kpop twitter.

A: "Did you see Jihyo's Fancam?"
B: "I did! She is so mother"

by thomas.0648 April 11, 2023