Soup and Salad

One person is taking a shit, someone else comes in (really hungover) needing to vomit. The shitter spreads his or her legs and the vomiter hits the hole.

I just wanted to take a shit, but when Leah came in we had to soup and salad

by Robert Worden May 5, 2018

soup licker

A weird ass bitch that licks rusty ass spoons throws the rusty spoon and licks the soup

Tyrone: Hey bro you got soup
Jamal: Yea bro want some
Tyrone: Yea I wanna lick some
Jamal: Bro no that’s fucking weird

Tyrone: no! It’s not

Jamal: soup licker :you’re a weird ass bitch that licks rusty ass spoons throws the rusty spoon and licks the soup

Tyrone: fuck you

Jamal: go fuck your soup

by Addy dumick December 19, 2020

Cold Soup

When someone pisses on the snow and proceeds to fuck a person on top of the snow on the bed of piss, only to instead of cum inside of the partner to proceed and piss inside of the partner to warm them from the cold

"Me and tony had some cold soup last night, it was great!"

by Emma+friends February 21, 2017

tampon soup

When you eat a girl out on her period

" i bet you had tampon soup last night"
"Fuck you joe, she wasnt on her period"

by Throwedreal December 20, 2016

Eggdrop Soup

The liquid concoction produced from ejaculation in a contained body of water.

I jerked off in the tub last night and enjoyed a good sesssion of soaking in the eggdrop soup.

by mdoggydoggy September 14, 2017

soup ma diet

Stop Dickeating Or Eat a dick

bro you osws, soup ma diet

by jaayzoe December 9, 2023