Hang on two seconds and a monkey

A phrase used to express surprise or bewilderment at the occurrence of an unlikely event.

‘Hang on two seconds and a monkey! My cup of tea tastes like brandy!’

by dontletmeinthere December 28, 2020

Terry Fox Secondary

if you see this hi mr prinster

hello it is Ben from Terry Fox Secondary gr9/10 socials honours
on the off chance you see this

gaming

by Impostor_Is_Sus March 4, 2021

Fairfield methodist secondary

Wah damn jialat got a lot of fake people in this school that will talk shit about you even tho u did nothing and the teachers are just a pain in the ass always bias towards their students

eh u from Fairfield methodist secondary ah chey no wonder

by urmaderopendah August 22, 2021

Fairfield methodist Secondary

Half of the people in Fairfield methodist secondary are toxic and immature if you are close with them they will backstab you and spread rumours even tho you did nothing. i don’t understand them like daddy chill get some help

beck:Did you go to Fairfield methodist secondary ?
johnson:wah piang u calling me toxic ah

by urmaderopendah August 22, 2021

Naval base secondary school

The school name sounded like an army base camp in sg,said that it’s located in Yishun but it’s just a few steps from Khatib mrt instead. The canteen food is horrible. Students always goes to the mamak shop outside school buys maggi mee or ice pops and eat at the stone chair or playground making alot of unnecessary noises.

eh u know naval base secondary school?
Is there a such school in sg? Isn’t it a army base campsite?

by lolim27 August 22, 2021

Our Lady of Mount Carmel Secondary School

75% are dumb white ragged kids and the other 25% are skinny ass athlete's that can't play any sport for shit. This school has the most ugly ass wannabees

"Omg I wanna go to Our Lady of Mount Carmel Secondary School because I wanna be a hoe" said the nerd

"Bro since I can't play sports for shit, I have to go to Our Lady of Mount Carmel so I can at least get into 1 team... Ya know better get that insta bio going" said the skinny white boy

by Hotgal01 November 11, 2018

seconttlies

making out with a girl after settly; denoting a girls lips as tainted or reminiscent of the predecessor, settly, making your kiss subordinate or inferior in position

"Wait, that means you have seconttlies bro..."

by duriann March 18, 2008