Instagram Reels: *has thousands of racist-ass reels and videos and other insanely offensive and funny shit*
Instagram Reels Enjoyer: "oh dayum this shit is so fucking funny"
Or, example 2:
A racist grampa: *sees a person who is black*
Black guy: *minding his damn business like an alpha*
A racist grampa: "I HATE NIGGERS"
And finally, example 3:
Racecar enthusiast 1: "this race is so exciting, I love being a racist!"
Racecar enthusiast 2: "me too my guy :D"
The black guy who just came to the race for the first time: "WHAT THE MUTHAFUCKA?"
Instagram Reels Enjoyer: "oh dayum this shit is so fucking funny"
Or, example 2:
A racist grampa: *sees a person who is black*
Black guy: *minding his damn business like an alpha*
A racist grampa: "I HATE NIGGERS"
And finally, example 3:
Racecar enthusiast 1: "this race is so exciting, I love being a racist!"
Racecar enthusiast 2: "me too my guy :D"
The black guy who just came to the race for the first time: "WHAT THE MUTHAFUCKA?"
by a random nigga with no purpose October 24, 2025
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You throw me all around
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Let me raise you high
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And I think about it all the time
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Long gusts go up and up
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When you raise me up
You do raise me down
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Which you’re going to fuck all the time
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Lower it down high
Never see the bottom so deep
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Slam right into the concrete
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The moon and stars are mine
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No further pleeeease
I beg of you
Let some daylight peep
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Dragged down deep into the ground
Dragged up and down and all around
I beg of you
No further pleeeease
So very deep
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I’ve been raised up and up
I’ve been dragged down and down
So tired, so useless, so out of control
All while being raised up
And while being raised down
So very high and deep
I’ve fucked the universe
Now let me sleep
You throw me all around
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Let me be raise the roof
Let me raise you high
So very high we reach together
/
You raised me up
Up and down and all around
/
You fuck me up
You fuck me down
Fuck me left and right and all around
/
Let me be your doll
And I think about it all the time
How you raise me up
How you raise me down
How you fuck my shit up
And fuck my shit down
/
Raise me up
Raise it up high
Long gusts go up and up
Before it bear down and down
It drags you all around
/
I think about all the time
When you raise me up
You do raise me down
I am your doll
Which you’re going to fuck all the time
/
So lower the floor
Lower it down high
Never see the bottom so deep
Black and black so deep
Slam right into the concrete
/
You raised me up
So very high I can touch the sky
The moon and stars are mine
Don’t drag me down
So very deep
No further pleeeease
I beg of you
Let some daylight peep
/
Dragged down deep into the ground
Dragged up and down and all around
I beg of you
No further pleeeease
So very deep
/
I’ve been raised up and up
I’ve been dragged down and down
So tired, so useless, so out of control
All while being raised up
And while being raised down
So very high and deep
I’ve fucked the universe
Now let me sleep
/
You raise me up
You drag me down
Raise me no more
Drag me never again
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Fuck it up really really high
Fuck it down really really low
Fuck my life; shit is going on
Fuck riding a horse all up in the air
Fuck me all around the earth
Fuck me here; fuck me there; just not right now
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Raise your hands up
Raise your feet down
We gonna break this box right here right now
No more will it throw me all around
I’m not a doll, not a toy, not a thing
Can’t accede any longer
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I raised me up
I raised me down
I am in control; so much control
I fucked myself
I fucked all around
And shit I did
With my life and all I loved
I suck no more; this ends right here
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You raised me up
You raised me down
You threw me all around
And I thought about it all the time
Thank you for raising me up
Thank you for lowering me down low
You let the light peep in
And saw the way I did
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Thank lowering me down
Thank lowering me up
Down deep into that bottomless pit
Down and down the thanks is so deep
Fuck me I can’t see it’s end
For shit I did and fuck so bad, my heart sank so far
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My heart rose up
My heart rose down
You let the bird free
Unchained and free to roam and fly
Thinking about it all the time
You raise me up!
You raise me up
You drag me down
Raise me no more
Drag me never again
/
Fuck it up really really high
Fuck it down really really low
Fuck my life; shit is going on
Fuck riding a horse all up in the air
Fuck me all around the earth
Fuck me here; fuck me there; just not right now
/
Raise your hands up
Raise your feet down
We gonna break this box right here right now
No more will it throw me all around
I’m not a doll, not a toy, not a thing
Can’t accede any longer
/
I raised me up
I raised me down
I am in control; so much control
I fucked myself
I fucked all around
And shit I did
With my life and all I loved
I suck no more; this ends right here
/
You raised me up
You raised me down
You threw me all around
And I thought about it all the time
Thank you for raising me up
Thank you for lowering me down low
You let the light peep in
And saw the way I did
/
Thank lowering me down
Thank lowering me up
Down deep into that bottomless pit
Down and down the thanks is so deep
Fuck me I can’t see it’s end
For shit I did and fuck so bad, my heart sank so far
/
My heart rose up
My heart rose down
You let the bird free
Unchained and free to roam and fly
Thinking about it all the time
You raise me up!
by Bad C dev January 18, 2026
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A “banana racist” is that peculiar individual who looks at a perfectly ripe, sunny yellow banana and recoils as if it personally betrayed them. To them, the mere hint of brown spots signals moral decay — a lapse of discipline in the fruit world.
Their allegiance lies firmly with the greener side of the spectrum: firm‑fleshed, tart, bordering on vegetal. These people don’t eat bananas; they judge them.They believe a banana should crunch slightly — as if it isn’t sure whether it’s fruit or vegetable. Offer them a ripe one, and you’ll see disdain flicker in their eyes, the same look sommeliers reserve for boxed wine.
They claim they “just like the texture better,” but deep down, you suspect it’s ideological: an aversion to sweetness masquerading as sophistication.In the grand fruit hierarchy, banana racists are the ascetics — the ones who treat your ripe, sugary snack as moral weakness.
They whisper about firmness and freshness as though they’re debating fine art. The rest of us simply chew and move on.
A “banana racist” is that peculiar individual who looks at a perfectly ripe, sunny yellow banana and recoils as if it personally betrayed them. To them, the mere hint of brown spots signals moral decay — a lapse of discipline in the fruit world.
Their allegiance lies firmly with the greener side of the spectrum: firm‑fleshed, tart, bordering on vegetal. These people don’t eat bananas; they judge them.They believe a banana should crunch slightly — as if it isn’t sure whether it’s fruit or vegetable. Offer them a ripe one, and you’ll see disdain flicker in their eyes, the same look sommeliers reserve for boxed wine.
They claim they “just like the texture better,” but deep down, you suspect it’s ideological: an aversion to sweetness masquerading as sophistication.In the grand fruit hierarchy, banana racists are the ascetics — the ones who treat your ripe, sugary snack as moral weakness.
They whisper about firmness and freshness as though they’re debating fine art. The rest of us simply chew and move on.
“Don’t offer Emma that ripe banana — she’s a total banana racist and only eats the green ones.”
“You can tell a banana racist by how quickly they judge your fruit bowl.”
“He calls himself a fitness enthusiast, but really he’s just a banana racist in denial.”
“The office kitchen turned into a war zone once the banana racists demanded a separate shelf for unripe fruit.”
“Banana racists say they prefer ‘firm texture,’ but we all know it’s just an excuse to be contrarian at breakfast.”
“You can tell a banana racist by how quickly they judge your fruit bowl.”
“He calls himself a fitness enthusiast, but really he’s just a banana racist in denial.”
“The office kitchen turned into a war zone once the banana racists demanded a separate shelf for unripe fruit.”
“Banana racists say they prefer ‘firm texture,’ but we all know it’s just an excuse to be contrarian at breakfast.”
by ChristianChef January 21, 2026
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Coined by New Zealand member of parliament, Winston Peters, to describe being a self hating Māori.
Used in incitement to gain votes from his white colonial voting demographic.
Coined by New Zealand member of parliament, Winston Peters, to describe being a self hating Māori.
Used in incitement to gain votes from his white colonial voting demographic.
Quote: "That inverse racism, I detest and have all my life."
"inverse racism is so important for kiwis to understand. so glad for Mr Peters."
"inverse racism is so important for kiwis to understand. so glad for Mr Peters."
by HePikoHeTaniwha January 24, 2026
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I cannot believe how racist the people in Africa are, they named a river Niger. The river's name is not projounced the way you think it is bro, calm down. But it sounds racist?! racist, racism, mistake, discriminate, bigoted, prejudice
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