Skip to main content

hajj and a half

a very long distance

derives from the Hajj, the annual Islamic pilgrimage to Mecca
once, i tried to walk to school. damn, without a car, it was like a hajj and a half.
by BubblegumBeeyotch223 June 5, 2016
mugGet the hajj and a half mug.

half-co-brother-in-law

Spouse's half-sibling's husband.
My half-co-brother-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
mugGet the half-co-brother-in-law mug.

half-aunt

Parent's half-sister.
My half-aunt is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
mugGet the half-aunt mug.

Half Stalking

A Person who likes to be around you, and talk to you, displaying interest in you but not truly stalking you. This is often mistakening for actual stalking by ignorant people, and to a certain degree is socially acceptable. It is the act of pursuing someone in an atempt to befriend them, date them, or create a buisness relationship with them. Half-Stalking is a habit that a person can grow out off, and change. Half-Stalking is restricted to a specific location, such as A REC center, work, or school.
In High School

Person A: Ugh, that guy is such a stalker. He's always following me, and saying hi to me, when he sees me in the hallways.

Person B: Um, that nots stalking... its Half Stalking. He only talks to you at school. Maybe there just trying to get to know you. I think he likes you! It's not like he sends creepy phone calls or follows you home.

Person A: I never thought about that. For better or worse, He is kinda interesting...
by Sir Flux September 28, 2009
mugGet the Half Stalking mug.

half-co-aunt-in-law

Spouse's half-pibling's wife.
half-co-aunt-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
mugGet the half-co-aunt-in-law mug.

half-second cousin

Grandparent's half-sibling's grandchild.
My half-second cousin is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
mugGet the half-second cousin mug.

Half Chub Fallacy

Someone arguing that directs the substance of the argument specifically to a spot which brings them pleasure to talk about.
Muxaio: You can’t treat me worse because I have a lower VISA status than you
Alp: That’s such a red herring fallacy and this isn’t applicable to the job status that you can’t get over

Alp has a pleasure for Fallacies
Muxaio: Don’t get too excited now, that’s clearly a half chub fallacy. We know you masturbate to the thought of fallacies.
by The half chub December 17, 2025
mugGet the Half Chub Fallacy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email