Egg rupted

having lack of bitches cuz this dumbass aswell got no fucking bitches kys i swear 0 FUCKING BITCHES NOR BRAINCELLS I SWEAR THIS IS THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT BUYS A BURGER JUST TO SMELL THE AIR AND USE THE BUNS FOR DICK SEASONING

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by unfunny sus March 29, 2022

Egg Salad

An egg salad is a sexual act between two people. An egg is cracked into one's anus. The one who cracked the egg also adds in a salad dressing of their choosing. The one with the egg and dressing in their rectum then squats. The egg cracker and salad dresser positions their mouth below the squatting member. The squatter then pushes out the concoction and the partner underneath consumes it. This completes the egg salad.

Dude, that chick last night was wild. She wanted to get an egg salad from me.

by Come get some salad November 27, 2017

Egg salad

Someone who is annoying ass piece of motherfucking shit dick bitch.

You are a fucking egg salad

by Eye h8 u January 13, 2019

Egg Salad

The resultant mush that occurs in a woman's body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.

"Did you see that picture mesh of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, making their perfect dream progeny?"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"

by Shocka_celia March 05, 2015

Egg Salad

To eject egg matter from one's anus.

She shoved a dozen eggs up her ass and served me egg salad.

by YaHateToSeeIt June 09, 2024

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by that is gay man. June 15, 2021

Scotch Egg

A delicious (to some people) snack that consists of breadcrumbs around a sausage barrier, and in the centre is a boiled egg.

Person: have you tried a Scotch Egg before?

Other person: I have! It’s very nice!

by Nottellingyoumyname123 June 01, 2022