john lapan

The biggest strongest man ever..Well that is George LaPan..Dlnt mess with those awesome men!

Hey, is that John LaPan? Oh wait that guys penis isn't massive

by DixieLaPanKarcherManly September 22, 2015

John Dodge

an equivalent name to the very common "John Doe" but in redneck form, due to a Dodge being a truck mostly used by rednecks

Christian: "What's that kid's name?"

Adam: "I don't know, let's just call him John Dodge."

by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010

john ownes

A meme started from the YouTube channel “datarxz”, where the channel creator trolls somebody by the name of John Ownes.

“Hey did you hear abo-“
“John Ownes.” Interrupted the man.

by Funnyman January 10, 2021

homeless john

Homeless John is used to describe someone who is extremely skilled, clinically insane, or someone who possesses hardcore survival skills (or all of the above). The phrase originates from Homeless John, a being that was so drunk and in so much debt that he travelled across the United States several times. He was enlisted in the Vietnam War and witnessed the killing of John alongside Daryl and Mr. Krabs. When he returned home to the USA, he was beaten for being a "war-mongering piece of shit". He claimed that he didn't know if they were Viet Cong or civilians (he knew). Later, Homeless John found himself in extreme debt to the Syrian government, so he sold his brother to them in exchange for alcohol, Cheetos, and two whole cents.

C: Hey, Dave! How was that hiking trip with Harold?
D: Harold got lost for 8 days but we met up again. He somehow found fresh water and a source of food.
C: He's such a Homeless John.

Yo, who the FUCK is this xX6AlssBeeter9Xx kid?!?! He just shot me from halfway across the fucking map! He's such a fucking Homeless John.

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son is... well, let's just say he's a Homeless John.

by Daryl2 December 3, 2020

John martek

Kid who wants to be the truck scene killer but shhhhhhhh.....dont tell anyone

"John marteks truck is stock"

"John martek is slow"

by Truckrice January 24, 2018

John-spawn

Your mother being a prostitute

To be the son or daughter of a John

"What the hell would you know?, You're a f**king John-spawn"

by Jamesalberta December 10, 2008

john hayden

JFH, John Fucking Hayden. Born February 14, 1995. The Yale Grail. Super smarty pants that went to Yale for some sort of biological sciences bullshit. He's pretty cool, real nice hair. #40 on the Chicago Blackhawks. Scored his first NHL goal on March 18, 2017 against the Toronto Maple Leafs off a great pass by Jonathan Toews.

Person 1: did you see that new photo of john hayden
Person 2: he's out here lookin' like a damn snack

by G. E. A. June 17, 2017