Mary has a giant schlong. If Mary isn't careful with her massive dick, she'll poke someone's eye out. It cannot be expressed how large her shaft is. Like, it is unholy how long Mary's shaft is
"OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY EYE, MARY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOUR GIANT SCHLONG POKED MY EYE OUT, JESUS FUCK"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD I'LL BRING YOU TO THE ER!!!"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD I'LL BRING YOU TO THE ER!!!"
by R3Lum3 January 31, 2025
Get the Marymug. “Ive been kissing Mary Jane right now we in the sky”-Luh Tyler
“I’ve been kissing Mary Jane and you can smell the oder”-also Luh Tyler
“I’m kissing Mary Jane right now it got me feeling lazy”-girlhefunnyaf(doing an impersonation of Luh Tyler)
“I’ve been kissing Mary Jane and you can smell the oder”-also Luh Tyler
“I’m kissing Mary Jane right now it got me feeling lazy”-girlhefunnyaf(doing an impersonation of Luh Tyler)
by TheSauceGuy October 22, 2023
Get the Kissing Mary Janemug. Marie-Camille is a beautiful person. She is kind, devoted to others, attentive and comprehensive. She likes to take care of people but she puts their happiness before hers. She is also very funny and loves to laugh with her friends even if she enjoys being alone in her room. She loves above everything her family and could actually spend her entire life with them. She doesn't want a lot, she just wants to be happy.
by oceanabanana November 21, 2021
Get the Marie-Camillemug. Marie is someone who’s (most likely) better than you. They are hard to predict and can be very sarcastic. They’re really good friends and are really trustworthy. Maries are very attractive people both physically and personality wise. If they don’t like you, it will be very obvious. Other than that, they are very nice (at times).
by TiredMxrie November 22, 2021
Get the Mariemug. by supermonkeybloke October 28, 2014
Get the rusty marymug. best friends. these two became very good friends in a short amount of time and love being around eachother. they might get mad at one another sometimes but overall like the other person. they will walk places together and hang out when they want. usually one is smarter or more atheletic then the other and picks on the other person for that.
by urbandictionaryperson123 April 13, 2018
Get the mary and katiemug. A wonderful, beautiful, and caring young woman. An amazingly unique person to have around. Fun, wise, funny, cute, witty, easy to get along with, envied by many bitches, wanted by many guys, and hated without even trying. A motherly/big sister figure. Cares a lot and loves hard. Very outgoing, yet very shy at the same time. Sporty, yet sexy as fuck. Mature for her age. Always there for anyone. Great at giving advice and helping others. Gives with no expectations of getting back. Multi-talented and never gives up. Very competitive, yet shows great sportsmanship. A leader without trying. A beautifully humble piece of art both inside and out. Definitely one of a kind.,
Jo-Mary is such a sweetheart
by Chicken dust November 22, 2021
Get the Jo-Marymug.