Mary Jo

Mary Jo means pure honesty and love. Mary Jo's usually have blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes. The magical thing about Mary Jo's is that they are ageless. They just stay youthful and appealing no matter how many years pass.

You know, I always believe her because she's always Mary Jo.

She's almost 50 but she still looks Mary Jo.

I Mary Jo you more than anything in the world.

by MoJoVanWo July 11, 2009

Mary Jo

Meaning: Mary: (Hebrew) Either "wished for child," "rebellious" or "bitter"; Mary is the mother of Jesus

Jo: (Hebrew) God is gracious (shortened version of Joanne. It could the shortened variation of a number of names.)

Character: Mary Jo, the lottery girl

Mary Jo isn't necessarily used for skanks or scary people you dumbasses.

by harrypottereatscats April 15, 2009

Mary Jo

a complete dumbass

Hey whos that girl over there?

Oh thats a mary jo, shes such a piece of crap

by ugla March 9, 2009

mary jo

A woman who is also has a penis, she is very scary and is the type of woman to live in a scary city.

Mary Jo scares me so i dont go near her house.

by daniel123cool March 31, 2009

dirty mary jo

When you get drunk taking a pee and fall in the bathtub.

My girlfriend got so drunk she pulled a dirty Mary Jo.

by whitejoker707 June 14, 2020

Dirty Mary Jo

When you get really drunk at a family outing and decided to take your date into a camper to shag where the rest of your dates family is sleeping. All while gently rocking them to sleep and moaning “Baby.”

She had two drinks, took a lithium, and pulled a Dirty Mary Jo.

by anonymous September 20, 2020

Mary Jo

Smoking weed, marijuana, pot

"Whoa, dude! Looks like someone is doing some Mary Jo"!

by 2017Fam June 23, 2017