The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

by BBC401 July 3, 2021

Kick-worthy

1) Typically related to a person that is in need of persuasive measures related to contact of one's booty with the end of a frozen boot.

Gary is kick-worthy today, but I will have to wait for him to take his head out of his booty first.

by Ki ho alu August 30, 2018

One legged but kicking contest

Butt sex prison style

My dad used to try to get me to fight him hoping on one leg, now I just realized why he said that out of prison, One legged but kicking contest

by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025

kick short people month

the month of October is kicking short people month. Kick people shorter than 5 feet to the moon.

Friend 1: It's October you know what that means...
*Friend one kicks friend 2 into the air*
Friend 2: WAIT NO!
Friend 1: Thank you kick short people month.

by JinnyFlinny October 3, 2022

Kicking Gnarly

An exclamation of joy, normally with an added surfer accent.

Guy Uno: My word just got accepted on Urban Dictionary!
Guy Dos: That’s Kicking Gnarly bro!

by kinnersk July 12, 2019

cow kick

when you get kicked by a cow

Matthew "i just been cow kicked"

by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018

Kansas Kick

The act of lying

Humbos Kansas kicking us right now

by Tiddys May 9, 2020