by Henry kid November 29, 2021
Get the Jakemug. James-“You have a big bean and no dick”
Jake-“Thanks I finger people lol”
James-“Ok you are a nonce”
Jake-“Thanks I finger people lol”
James-“Ok you are a nonce”
by PaPa jimmy June 5, 2018
Get the Jakemug. 
Although he may legally be an adult Jake probably acts more like a child.
Someone who probably plays NAIA football at a small Catholic institution and uses pizza rolls in exchange for sex.
He is a bitch.
Probably an only child based on the way he treats women.
Disloyal to America and sides with Britain.
Someone who probably plays NAIA football at a small Catholic institution and uses pizza rolls in exchange for sex.
He is a bitch.
Probably an only child based on the way he treats women.
Disloyal to America and sides with Britain.
by mommymilkers88 November 29, 2021
Get the Jakemug. Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
Get the Jake Piper's fourth lawmug. Jake is a very terrible person he loves to cheat on every single girlfriend he gets and then once him and his girlfriend break up he gets a new one the next day the only way to describe a jake is horrific if you ever see jake you should run.
by Carina Carafello June 1, 2020
Get the Jakemug. Jake is a very dumb and annoying guy. He has a smile so ugly that it will darken anyone's day and eyes that always have the guys looking twice. He is a stupid, dumb, non trustworthy, ugly, non caring, uneducated moron. He is a very nonloving person that will never be there for you. But don’t take his ugliness and extremely gayness as a weakness, if you ever dare to touch his boyfriend or anyone in his family, he would be the first guy to beat a fool up. Jake has a lot of female friends, but his boyfriend always comes before them. If you ever get chance to be with a Jake, reject it and let him go. Cause if you don’t you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. He truly is a piece of shit.
A kid: “what a dick! Must be a Jake!”
Another kid: “yeah and don’t let his extreme gayness blind you!”
A kid: “Is that his boyfriend over there?”
Another kid: “I think so, gross! Why are they both so ugly?”
A kid: “I don’t know!”
Another kid: “yeah and don’t let his extreme gayness blind you!”
A kid: “Is that his boyfriend over there?”
Another kid: “I think so, gross! Why are they both so ugly?”
A kid: “I don’t know!”
by Deeznuts21420 October 25, 2018
Get the Jakemug.