Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny
"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."
by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021
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internet mindset

Internet Mindset is a term used to describe how eager people are to see rule34 or some kind of weird fetishes of a certain person or thing
Bro 1: ayo bruh you seen insert show, movie, anime here
Bro 2: yea bruh wish that there was some bondage porn of insert character here
Bro 1: bruh you have a fucking internet mindset dawg
by ThatOneGuyWhoWatchesAnime July 19, 2019
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Internet Music

Internet Music is a loosely defined group of music from all sorts of genre that are noted to only be listened to be chronically online individuals.

Examples of artists include:

JPEGMAFIA

Ecco2k/Bladee and other Drain Gang related artists

Mitski

Semetary.

MF DOOM

And so forth.
Chronically Online Person: ''OMG!! DID YOU HEAR THE NEW MEGAZOOMER MITSKI X DRAIN GANG EP DROP????''

Person 2: ''Err...no. Sorry. Not a big internet person. Haha.....'I dont like internet music.....''
by TylerTheInventor January 28, 2023
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a Product of the Internet

Someone who has been shaped by internet culture; their personality, intrests, takes or tastes, being tailored by online trends.

Alternatively it can refer to someone who is alternative or unsual as a result of exposure to such aspects online at a young age.

Example: Wilbur soot. (source: Soot, Wilbur. "The internet ruined me". Youtube. 25th May, 2020.)
"I feel like i'm a disappointment."

"Well... you are pretty much 'a Product of the Internet'."
by Janice the Bathroom Cleaner January 09, 2023
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Internet scurvy

1. A common occurrence when a person playing (often games) on the internet neglects to eat or drink food for a long enough period that they die or their body atrophies to a husk.

2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down
"Did you hear about that Korean Starcraft player?"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"
by Captain Book January 24, 2013
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Internet Hotel

an internet hotel is when any social media app becomes really active and popular, for 1 or more reasons. then when a internet hotel comes, its like thousands of people chatting in the same place to eachother.
"discord is such an internet hotel! did you see that server with 1m people?"
"this is such an internet hotel, i keep getting notifications!"
"did they start an internet hotel again?"
by SaturnMist4 June 11, 2024
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