Silence her lamb

When you want to get some from the old ladie and she says she is going to have a shower. So you wait outside the bathroom while she is showering so she can't hear Jerking off and when she opens the door she gets a load.

The old ladie was being a bitch the other day so I had to silence her lamb

by Tizang March 26, 2021

Gave her a hoodie

When you lick or suck the hood that covers a girl's clitoris.

I gave her a hoodie I told she couldn't take it anymore and pushed my tongue down on her clit.

by lilmaninthecanoe September 28, 2025

Muck her/him out

A new welsh phrase for arse to mouth

I always muck her/him out!

I proper mucked her out last night

by Robanna Lakiris November 21, 2013

Her/She

Kind of sounds like Hershey’s the chocolate brand.

Wanna go to Her/She’s house

Does she go by her fucking pronouns as her name or is that we’re gonna get diabetes at a chocolate factory?

Both.

by BottomDop November 17, 2024

Give her A doggy bag

When your fucking a girl and just before you’re about to show your vinegar strokes you pull out and finish in a styrofoam burger container. You then put it in a paper doggy bag and send her on her way.

Hey Kevin what do you think about that girl over there? She’s not bad but I’d give her a doggy bag instead of making a deposit.

by Tenaciousron June 3, 2019

A witch and her cat

A sick podcast on spotify about Harry Potter

(on patreon and buzzsprout too)
:)

smart person; hey did you listen to that last episode of A Witch And Her Cat

other smart human; ofc i’m not an idiot

by bruh ur mom December 9, 2021

Mic Of Her Boob

The nipple of a female breast.

The woman let the man put his mouth on her nipple like it was the mic of her boob.

by pizzacutter24 February 14, 2017