Hat

Kills/ Bodies someone has.

Free my nigga he caught 3 hats in 2 months.

by Ionlikeniggas December 2, 2021

Hat fishing

When a guy’s hair fucked up so he wears an “LV” cap/hat to cover those patches and the receding hairline,

“He is always stunting but have you seen his hair”
“He is hat fishing all em girl”

by itisssswhatitisss April 11, 2020

Hat

A kill/body. Mostly used by people on Florida to describe a headshot

I was posted last night trying to catch a hat but dude never showed up

by Mucifer December 22, 2022

hooey hat

A hat to announce that you think you're a Libertarian, but really love the police state.

"I put on my hooey hat and drove my V8 to the gun show"

by BobLoblawsLawBlogNoEspanol October 23, 2022

Naked Hard Hat

Being in a 69 position with the dude on the bottom wearing only a construction hard hat so that shit doesn't fall on his head

Bro: What did you do last night?
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*

by nkdhrdhat October 7, 2017

Natural hat trick

The act of pissing, shitting and then jerking off in the same toilet during a single bathroom visit.

I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!

by 220swifty August 7, 2022

Zendaya's Big Hat

You : Holy shit that hat is big
Zendaya : Don't Forget to Smile.. :)

Don't forget to smile
Don't forget to smile
Don't forget to smile
Don't forget to smile
Don't forget to smile
Smile
Smile
Smile
Forget to
Smile
.
.
.
:)

Zendaya's Big Hat will come for us all...

All hail the hat
All hail the hat
All hail the hat

by EIKOOP_YM33P May 22, 2025