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ghetto buttplug 

A Ghetto Buttplug is any device around ones one's self that can be inserted into his/her anus.
Holy shit! This lamp makes a good ass Ghetto Buttplug
ghetto buttplug by Gilbo $waggins February 13, 2017

Ghetto best

The best that one's current circumstances deserve.
Alan- Ben only scored 2 points in the game last night.

Milo- Ben only has one arm.
Jayne- He gave his ghetto best.
Ghetto best by pandasupra April 6, 2017

ghetto tan

Tanning anywhere other than a tanning salon, beach, pool, or somewhere tanning is socially acceptable. So laying on your deck or your driveway in a bathing suit.
"Yo, wanna ghetto tan on my deck this weekend ??"
"I'm down, my guy"
ghetto tan by Skechers32 April 26, 2017

ghetto binding 

A method of binding volumes of documents whereby the binder staples the document lengthwise in three places on the left side of the page (i.e. top, middle, and bottom) and then wraps the entire left side of the document volume, front to back, with electrical tape, covering up the staples and creating a crude binding.
Uh oh, these appellate briefs need to be in the court's hands in Albany no later than tomorrow, FedEx Office is telling me they won't finish binding them by the final pickup time tonight for overnight delivery, and the court will reject the entire appeal if they are not bound according to its uptight rules. what do I do?

You should consider ghetto binding that shit, counsel!

Ghetto Theatre 

While you and/or other people are watching a film or a live play, you yell out your opinion on what you're watching.
Teacher: I don't want no ghetto theatre.
Students: Whatever.

~Movie Starts~
Student 1: Yo wtf is she doin'?
Student 2: She's being a dumb ass bitch, that's what she's doing.
Teacher: I said I didn't want no ghetto theatre!

ghetto grass 

Terrible cannabis grown in the ghetto. It's cheap, but anybody who smokes it has an IQ under 40
Dude, this tastes like rust! Why the F**K would you sell me ghetto grass!
ghetto grass by JihadiMama4u July 24, 2017