Transylvanian Water Feature

When you suck out a skank's period and spit it into her mouth.

Boyfriend: "you wanna make a Transylvanian Water Feature today"

Skanky Girlfriend: "What the fuck is wrong with you"

by OsamaBinSmith February 13, 2026

still alive feat the plastics

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to state
my satisfaction
Theres no sense crying
over every mistake
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake
And the Science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
My name is Regina George
And I’m a huge deal
Fear me, love me, stand and stare
At me, and these turrets about to fire 60% more bullet at you are real
I've got money and looks
I’m like drunk with power
This whole enrichment centre humps my leg
Like a Chihuahua
I'm the prettiest neurotoxin you've ever seen
That filter you use looks just like me
My name is Regina George (uh-huh)
I do what I must
because I can
For the good of all of us
And I’m a huge deal (uh-oh)
I don't care who you are
i feel fantastic and I'm still alive
I don't care how you feel
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
while your dying ill be still alive
Go ahead and leave me
maybe you'll find someone else to help you
maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE
Anyway this power is great
It's so good for me
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look at others
it makes me glad I'm not them
i've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive
and believe me I’m still alive
and when your dead I’ll be still alive
Regina George is the queen
We're just drones that work for her
And then die when she floods the enrichment centre with deadly neurotoxin

still alive feat the plastics is an amazing concept song if mean girls and portal were in the same universe… regina george has taken over from glados and no morality core will ever change her mean personality

by smoking & vaping is for losers February 26, 2025

Americas worst fear

Americans have many fears. All unique, but all Americans have one fear installed in them at birth.... It is a trigger word to some, like sou hiyori. That word being, job applications. It offends some, and it scares everyone. Deeming it Americas worst fear.

Sou hiyori: ik im from a game called your turn to die or YTTD..... But i think i have Americas worst fear. I cant even say what it is! Its a slur.... My twitter might be canceled if i say it...... B-but.... Its a... A..... A JOB!

by Maikia July 4, 2025

flying on plucked feathers

Relying on someone else to do something for you after screwing them over.

Azure: Can you ask Sapphire to pour us some coffee?
Cobalt: But you drank her coffee yesterday.
Azure: And I want some today.
Cobalt: You're flying on plucked feathers, mate.

by Blues and Dumbness October 16, 2025

Eating the peacock feathers

This means they are rejecting the chance of royalty,Goodluck,rebirth,protection and wisdom this is describing some throwing away a chance of very good thing this is mostly because of karma

Person 1 bullying a kid
Person 2: bro that guy is eating the peacock feathers!

by FLWZY_2 November 16, 2025

You might accidently reveal your fear

This quote originated from a horror analog series so called "Mandela Catalogue" created by Alex Kister, During Mandela Catalogue Vol. 1 (i think) This quote was later on revealed when

Under an encounter with an Alternate, Do not call for help, But if you did. Try not to speak to much, You might accidently reveal your fear

by YesNoOfficial March 30, 2022

some days chicken some days feathers

Sometimes you up, which is when you'd have a chicken, you know a whole bird, you full and some days feathers, you down, ain't got shit but the part you can't eat, still hungry

Hey how's it going?
You know, some days chicken some days feathers

by Coloredwrong August 23, 2023