Telephone dick

A dick that looks like a telephone

Guy 1: "Whoa that looks like my dick"

Guy 2: "Dude, that's a telephone"

Guy 1: "Yeah, I have a telephone dick"

by Sonicpanda September 7, 2010

Dick Cushion

aka booty call ... one night stand desperate need for sex , random sex just because a guy wants it and thinks anyone will give it up don't think i'll be your dich cushion tonight.

Don't think I'm going to be a dick cushion tonight.

by 1redcupcake August 17, 2010

Wild Dicks

A flock of dicks that have no rules, float free, and are typically found in open fields wet, swampy areas. They can only be caught with two master-balls. Once caught, use a hydropump to suck out the valuable juice within.

Hey Lauren! Let's go dick hunting! There is a field where I know a bunch of wild dicks float.

by Wicked Willow May 14, 2011

dick wonger

1. a male that craves rather large dicks
2. a male that act like he has a big dick but but infact he as no dick or balls

man 1 : that trev is a right dick wonger
man 2 : i know yeah , his wife told me he had no balls

by smellybanana September 21, 2006

dicked in the head

to get the shaft, the short end of the stick, royally screwed, unfairly treated, etc.

Man, I got dicked in the head by that cop!

by Steve Neptun July 11, 2005

chuggin' dicks

A woman/man who is not only giving blowjobs on a regular basis, but giving them at rapid, and multiple rates.

Yo, chris! where's Erin?

She went inside with David, Ryan, and Tyler. She's probably in there chuggin' dicks

by Humorous Halucinogen March 22, 2009

Pack Dicks

To be a slut; to enjoy simultaneous penetration by multiple dicks.

-Man, my girlfriend fucked Tommy.

-Lasorda?

-No dude, she's just a slut who likes to pack dicks.

by McMeddles February 18, 2009