December 9

December 9 is the day you can slap a girls ass and she can’t be mad!

Example
Boy: *slaps girls ass*
Girl: wtf are you doing?!

boy: its December 9 you can't be mad

by Holy moly fuck November 30, 2020

5 december

✨sinterklaas✨

its 5 december we’re going to celebrate sinterklaas’s birthday

by uglywh0re__ December 5, 2020

December 29

December 29th is the day that we represent the forgotten people, the ones who’s birthday is forgotten because it is after Christmas and before New Year’s Eve

Person: Oh man did you hear he was born on December 29th

Person 2: Oh yeah I feel bad for that kid

Person 3: it’s ok because people born on that day are total losers

by Slap my patella November 12, 2019

December 20th

When MarMar was born

Did you see the hot girl? She must be born on December 20th!

by MattyBB02 November 16, 2020

December 8th

NATIONAL GRAB CRUSH ASS DAY

guy:*grabs ass*
crush:* what was that for?*
guy:*its December 8th *
crush:*ohhhh i kinda like you*
guy:* i like you too*

by Richdakiddd December 7, 2019

December 25

WTF DID YOU EXPECT IT'S OBVIOUSLY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!!

Person1:why is December 25 so important?

Person2:are you fucking crazy, it's Christmas!!!
Person1: OHHH!!!

by Xxynwmellyxx October 30, 2019

December 24

anyone born on this day is automatically a g , absolutely jockeying girls everyday son

“ what your were born on December 24 th ? you get bare pussy anyway “

by fucking cancer October 30, 2019