(n.) Visible excitement regarding the activity at hand. Generally caused by, but not limited to, working out, especially in awkwardly short shorts.
It's unsettling to be trapped on a treadmill 5 feet away from a guy with his workout boner for fitness.
I have such a workout boner for Qdoba right now.
I have such a workout boner for Qdoba right now.
by CaptFishsticks January 22, 2014
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Get the Yankee boner mug.when your chilling and some really hot sluts really wanna do ya and you have a hard-on but you can't have sex with them cause you know they have one STD or another.
johny: yo, i had such a hoe-boner back there.
josh: yeah man, they were so fine but man, i could almost smell the herpes.
johny: holy shit dude, gross!!!!!
josh: yeah man, they were so fine but man, i could almost smell the herpes.
johny: holy shit dude, gross!!!!!
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Oh my goodness, that whore house was so Boner-Worthy
Hey look at this dog....its a beautiful dog, some would say Boner-Worthy
Oh my goodness, that whore house was so Boner-Worthy
Hey look at this dog....its a beautiful dog, some would say Boner-Worthy
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