The phrase "Blow a Hole In Your Pants" typically means when somebody farts/shits in their pants with such force and sound that it would make somebody believe the pure strength and heat of said fart had the power to blow a hole in their pants. Typically smells like liquid ass.
Braydon: God damn did you just blow a hole in your pants!?
Kaid: You bet your ass I did. It was wet and it smells like shit over here!
Braydon: I know, god damn check yourself.
Kaid: You bet your ass I did. It was wet and it smells like shit over here!
Braydon: I know, god damn check yourself.
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Contrast with the more common method of beginning fellatio after the penis is already erect.
Contrast with the more common method of beginning fellatio after the penis is already erect.
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If your man has problems getting hard, no worries. Simply blow him from scratch.
Blowing him from scratch is lowkey goated when extracting cummies with a quickness is the vibe.
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Bradley ate two dozen hot wings. He was blowing his guts out all afternoon.
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In Jack in the Box, we used to blow off some numbers at least once per week. Here we are, all VPs now.
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a. "Yeah, I enjoyed 'The Matrix,' but a really good film like 'Run Lola Run' is more the kinda thing that really blows my skirt up."
b. "There is not one single damned so-called 'Hollywood Hunk' these days who blows my skirt up at all. Where in hell are the good-looking men?"
b. "There is not one single damned so-called 'Hollywood Hunk' these days who blows my skirt up at all. Where in hell are the good-looking men?"
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