April 20

April 20 is national sleep at school day.

Teacher: WHY IS EVERYONE SLEEPING AT SCHOOL?!!
Student: It's April 20, so we get to sleep at school.

by anonymous April 20, 2022

April 12th

April 12th is national Ava day, find yourself an Ava and tell her she’s sexy

Wow bro it’s April 12th

Do you know an ava??
You do?? Damn, lucky you

by 100%straightfacts October 29, 2019

April 14th

National tie up your wife and make her squirt by any means necessary day.

Hey baby. It’s April 14th. You know what that means. Get the rope.

by Cummer748 April 14, 2024

April 2

The second day of April

This doesn’t need an explanation April 2
Follow me on tiktok _.carly.._

by anonymous June 3, 2021

April Arnold

April is that type of mom that really doesn’t tolerate their kids or child being bullied or depressed. April is just that one mom or stepmom that’ll cheer you up real quick or be there for her loved ones.

April is also really quit and people normally won’t hear her replying back, and because of that they think she’s mumbling or mouthing and gets a lot of shit because of it and she can’t help the way she was made and created to be placed on earth

Kid #1-Wait what’s your moms name?
April’s kid- April Arnold, why?
Kid #1-Oh no reason “gives April’s kids lunch money back” have a nice day!

by anonymous October 2, 2020

APRIL 24

DREAM SMP ANNIVERSARY LETS GOOOOO AND GEORGES FIRST STREAM I- POGCHAMP

The APRIL 24 is so pog mate like wow

by eiku April 24, 2021

April 8th

If you are born on this day then your GAY, don’t matter if your male or female. If you are born on this day you have the smallest dick. You might get girls but until they see that little thing.

Girl one: What’s your birthday?
Boy one: April 8th
Girl one: Ha! That means you have a small cock lol I’m telling everyone!

by PlayWithBoys626 October 28, 2019