The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.
"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.
by Night Pants July 8, 2012
Get the twat twizzlermug. by BlackSheep710 August 1, 2023
Get the Twattedmug. A term used when a female interferes with another female .who is trying to hook up with a male. Synonym: Cock blocked
We were at the club the other night and I was just about to hook up with this guy when I got twat-swatted by Tabitha.
by Anglmk2 January 27, 2024
Get the Twat-swattedmug. 
by Ghost1319 March 4, 2019
Get the Twat Mousemug. by MassiveSchlong2306 July 19, 2022
Get the Twat-Whoremug. (Pronounced twatyglance). When you come across a post on a site like Facebook that's so incredibly stupid that you click the profile to see what other idiotic things the poster has posted
by Mr TwatStalk September 12, 2024
Get the twat-e-glancemug.