mine turtle

a turtle that goes boom

Hi, mine turtle!

by rydersacramento July 6, 2024

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turtle is a damn stupid nickname i gave to the love of my fucking life. his actual just tap into my name to see name means home, hes funny weird and goddamn amazing,so smart,so cute and he loves like theres no tomorrow. he smiles with all of him and GOD i would walk till the ends of the earth to see him prosper and thrive and just live happily ever after. i love you turtle.im deeply attached to you. always and forever, forever and a;ways. love Swan aka blueispretty.

do you like turtles? BECAUSE i fuckin love then, well one specifcally and im never letting him go.
blueispretty

by blueisprettyy February 19, 2022

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bouncy turtles

Big ol' tiddies that bounce

Ay Dan, don't you love big bouncy turtles?

by 22 insane September 18, 2022

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Squirtle turtle

When you squeeze a wee out so hard that you shit yourself standing up

ah bro i just squeezed a piss out so hard i squirtle turtled

by knee swinger April 24, 2022

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Bathtub turtle

When your stomach and penis float to the surface of the water in the tub, resembling a sea turtle popping its head up.

I have to remember to knock next time before I see another bathtub turtle.

by Kurtjohnson February 24, 2024

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Turtle Tossing

An oral sex act performed by a woman when getting her anus eaten. A turd is protruded from the butthole and then retracted back into the colon repeatedly in the mouth of the partner.

What'd you get into last night Jake?

I was eating this chicks ass and she totally turtle tossed me bro. I kinda liked it. I'm pretty sure I'm into turtle tossing now.

by Thegigginator March 26, 2017

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