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joe's flakes

When Joe comes over your house and squats over a bowl and drops his drawers. On this day he has a particularly bad case of itchy scrot and anal gout. He then will scratch his genitals and anal orifice while the bowl collects his delicious offering. Then he abuses his case of anal seepage and hemorrhaging and fills the bowl with his bloody filth. This is a delicacy which every man woman and child should enjoy.
Joe came over the other day gave every member of my family a bowl of joe's flakes.
by Joe Himself June 2, 2011
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Golly Joe

Something a confused 9 year old boy said when what he really meant was "Golly Gee", or maybe "Jeezum Crow".
"Golly Joe! I thought that was a girl" he said about a guy.
by Benbino September 16, 2006
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Joe-ish

When you are on a messenger and people just say 'lol' and not anything else, that is being Joe-ish.
Person 1 says:
lol..
Person 2 says:
lol =)
Person 1 says:
lol
Person 2 says:
lol..
Person 1 says:
We're being really Joe-ish
by Lozenge42 June 4, 2007
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piper joe

(Australian slang) used in reference to the act of or process of smoking a cone/bowl through a bong, pipe or other apparatus.
Erh, that one had a bit of zing in it. Want another piper joe before I pack this shit up?
by Yggdrasil April 8, 2008
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joe hill

Stephen kings son. A horror writer.
Horns
Nos4a2
These are his creations
Joe Hill NOS4A2 Author
by Nos4a2 lover January 11, 2014
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Sloppy joe

Elseroad managed to skate past every major activity in the work center and still get an extra day off and now owes everyone a sloppy joe.
by JHLmao September 20, 2016
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Joe d

Joe Dudek

The most perfect human specimen that has huge cock and good at everything he does as well as god like abilities and looks. Growing up with an abusive father he grinds his way to the top with his dope swagger and his mutual talent. Every man or woman that is within 30 feet will die from 30 orgasims in less then five seconds. Legend says if you look at his ice for more then .213 seconds you will immediately disintegrate and go to hell. Yet if you are on his good side you will be sent to his palace atop the clouds where you and the gods spend the rest of your days.he is quite literally a god.
by Coolsdsddc April 17, 2019
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