Fruit cake

The act of releasing green chunky diarrhea onto your partners face then, ejaculating on it, then punching him/her in the nose causing the colors to mix together to form a fruit cake like color.

John: I broke up with Emily last night.
Jorge: Why???
John: I gave her a fruit cake.

by SOUNDWAVE56 April 25, 2011

Beef Cake

When a female has had sex numerous times, thus resulting in a saggy vagina.

Alexandra is a beef cake because she has too much sex.

by Defgirl676 April 10, 2009

cup cake

A sexual position that describes one partners mouth covered in seran wrap while the other deficates in the partners seran wrap covered mouth.

I got seran wrap and I hope you have a nice runny cup cake for me to wrap it in.

by professional_shit_farmer December 27, 2004

Cheese Cake

The act of performing oral sex on a woman

"Did you get cheese cake last night?"

by zeuspro August 19, 2009

Cake Eater

Being able to pleasure your woman orally. To go down on her, to eat her out. Since their are different types of girls their are also different types of cakes:chocolate cake equals eating out a black chick, Pound cake equals eating out a fat chick, etc...

Person 1: I walked in on Erick and his prom date, La Shonda, going at it. Her legs were up in the air and he was stuffing his face with cake.

Person 2: HAHA Erick is a cake eater!

Person 1: I guess he likes Chocolate Cake.

by ErickAlbert April 13, 2006

Pube Cake

McClain Hall

I have a 4:30 class in Pube Cake, but I think I might skip it.

by Hull Kogan March 18, 2004

sus cake

lame , gay , wack

why do you like you like watcing ninja turtles? , your 18 , your such a sus cake .

by woahBROO August 9, 2009