Baked apple

An old pothead that has smoked for so many years their head looks like a baked apple.

Guy: Dude, sick, look at that guy’s head!
Gal: Stop it, that’s not funny, its a baked apple.
Guy: Sorry, that’s crazy though

by Is that a chicken!? July 31, 2018

Apple party

The act of shoving multiple Granny Smith apples in ones asshole, very popular in Nigeria.

“Hey Brett want to have a quick Apple party before class?”

by QQQ69 August 28, 2018

Apple Dapple

When you eat to many apples and start to dapple

I couldn’t go to school because I had Apple Dapple

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb January 19, 2019

apple

An object that is shoved up the anus to make a human sound like avocado and makes you sneeze like german from China mixed with a dead frog name wa mehg.

That apple tastes good out the bumm.

by doodledpanda January 23, 2019

muther fuking apple

Eat an apple and you penis will grow 10 inches longer best fruit of earth it's very good taste

Me: Eat an muther fuking apple

You: Why
Me: Your penis will grow 10 inches longer
You: WHAT let me try

by Apple Maker February 1, 2019

Apple

WHY ARE U LOOKING UP THE DEFINITION OF A FREAKING FEUIT GET A JIB AND LEARN HOW TO READ

GO SOMEWHERE ELSE APPLE

by GOSOMEWHEREELSE February 6, 2019

Apple

Why the fuck is yo dumbass looking up apple you know what the fuck it is stupid

“Why the fuck did yo dumbass look up apple”

by Gabe_TF February 6, 2019