by SinisterOmens May 03, 2018
Shower cap
1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.
2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.
1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.
2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.
by Intertubes9000 May 01, 2020
When you go to take a piss and you sneeze right as you start the stream, successfully showering yourself in two different bodily fluids
Doug: *whips it out*
Doug: *sneezes before stream begins*
Doug: Woah, that was dangerous, I almost gave myself a double shower.
Doug: *sneezes before stream begins*
Doug: Woah, that was dangerous, I almost gave myself a double shower.
by legendsword2 September 05, 2016
When you shower and your upper half is your only priority. Swift told DeGeneres that she only washes her legs when she shaves, because “shaving cream is like soap,”
This guy told me I did a Taylor Swift Shower and I was confused.
That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!
That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!
by 31xoelle December 14, 2022
this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.
by fuckalight March 02, 2019
When you get just your hair wet in the shower and then spray some of Justin’s cologne on you and hit the road.
by San Jamar August 07, 2022
The act of only getting your hair wet in the shower, spraying some of Justin’s cologne and then hitting the bars.
by San Jamar August 07, 2022