sweaty tits

Acute condition that strikes women during and after exercise, or during sexual activity. When excessive perspiration appears on and between the breasts.

Dude 1: "I hooked up with Lisa last night."
Dude 2: "Did you suck on those big melons?"
Dude 1: "Hell nath, it was 90 degrees out, she had sweaty tits."

by kansascitymark August 14, 2008

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Sick Tits

Usually an interjection, used when something goes ones way.

Guy #1: I just got laid 14 times in a row.

Guy #2: Sick Tits!

by Bill Tregen March 15, 2010

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tits, man

A phrase used; usually to show frustration.

Tits, man, that guy ate all the enchiladas.

by ilikethembeefy February 8, 2009

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Whisky Tits

to breastfeed while drunk.

A couple shots of whisky tits always makes the baby sleep through the night.

by blackoutc May 3, 2009

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Tumor tits

Tu-mor tits |ˈt(y)oōmər||tits|
noun

1. Breast cancer or a name given to someone fearing they have breast cancer.

2. A woman with abnormally large fast growing breasts.

Turns out she has to have chemo to treat her tumor tits.

Woah, did you see Jordan the other day? She got some tumor tits since high school!

by Tob-o-lard August 13, 2009

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