Pump & Dump

A common misconception is that this refers to a quick shag. In actuality, one engages in a Pump & Dump when he cranks his hog whilst laying a log.

I’ve been baking this shit all day, can’t wait for a Pump & Dump when I get home!

by Captaindownloadboner February 15, 2025

Dump Dive

Standing on top of a toilet rim with feet on both sides, spreading your buttcheeks and taking a dump from about 3 feet away making it as accurate as possible with little splash in the pool of water in your toilet.

Austin took a dump dive and it splashed all over his feet and his moms toothbrush that's on the counter before he took a shower!

by TimmyGreen February 1, 2014

Billable Dump

similar to on the clock dump, but this is the contractor version. Essentially, your client is paying you to do something extremely important. And you're doing something extremely important... to you.

Employer: "I'm just looking over this expense report, way to go on the high utilization rate for the quarter!"

Employee, walking away: "No problem, must have been all those billable dumps"

by Emetry Rhoton! July 9, 2012

dump

a thing that feels good and it falls with a plop

i took a huge dump

by poop lord 2020 January 9, 2020

i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

Forrest Dumped

A form of break up, characterized by running away from the other party. Named after the movie “Forrest Gump”.

Woman 1: I was dating John for 6 months, then one day we were out shopping and he just started running away. I never saw him again.

Woman 2: You got Forrest Dumped!

by Ballsinyourface667 July 26, 2019

Bump dump

The act of giving birth.

Jessica's had her bump dump, seen her stretch marks?

by Kleahey November 29, 2019