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National Hold Short People Day

After October 21, which was throw short people day, October 22 you can hold anyone under 5’4 with no permission needed (Out of apology for the day before Oct 22)
Prepare to be held for it is National Hold Short People Day
by AyoooitsMay October 16, 2021
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Pat short people on the head week

You get to pat people under 5'3" from October 22nd-29th
girl- Stop hitting my head!

you- i can tho bc it's pat short people on the head week
by sleepychicken0511 October 20, 2023
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National Trip Tall People Day

Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller
Fellow midgets we must rejoice, it is national trip tall people day
by Poop_Snorkler October 19, 2021
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hate speech or people's personal information.

The exact thing people aren't allowed to put in the urban dictionary.
UD - "Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people's personal information."
Me - "Hell nah."
by anonymous December 1, 2022
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National Throw Tall People Month

In the ENTIRE month of November, anyone under 5'6 can throw anyone over 5'6 without any consequences
Short person: Hey, remember that time you said it was 'Throw Short People Day'
Tall person: yeah why?
Short person: Guess what month it is...
Tall person: Novem-
Short person: National Throw Tall People Month!
by Icanclimbtrees September 29, 2022
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National Slap Tall People Month

October 1st-October 31st You Can Slap Tall People
by Quinn gs fgfn October 15, 2021
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difference between attacking people and problems

in our modern soc-med world, a very important moral quality that you absolutely cannot, and will never be able to, buy at the local Walmart.
the main reason the 2016 campaign rhetoric was so vitriolic and insidious was that both presidential nominees didn't know, or didn't bother to learn, the difference between attacking people and problems.
by Sexydimma February 2, 2021
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