An absolute moron and freeloader who knows nothing and has everything handed to them. For example, Sam cannot even shut a light off or close a door.
by aowjehd September 1, 2022
Get the Sam mug.Funny and interesting humans who are friends with a guy who is related to an axe murderer. They took that friend to the Villisca Axe Murder House. Very good youtubers and the content is amazing. They made me believe in the paranormal. I also get to creep out my family by standing in corners and saying the names of demonic places they've been. Also, Colby gay.
by Donutapplesauce November 22, 2022
Get the Sam And Colby mug.The new friend that you seem to be crushing on no matter how much you don’t want to. Part of you knows that you’re only in love with the idea of them but that’s not enough to stop you. You hear them in every song. You see them in the cracks of the pavement on your long walks downtown. You know it’s a bad idea to fall for sam because they’re strictly off limits for reasons you don’t need to get into…. But how could you not fall in love with them? (They play guitar)
by too_adicted May 6, 2023
Get the Sam mug.A handsome, distinguished, threaded eyebrows, omega assed individual of exemanian nobility. Sam's entire personality revolves around his humongous dumb truck of an ass. Raised by women, Sam is very easy to upset. His trigger words include but are not limited to: "Exema", "eyebrows", "Pohlmann", "Father", and "Harriet Tubman". Sam can be found initially mellow, but upon saying one of these words he will quickly attack you over social media, and especially on Yik Yak.
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