One who often arrives late due to walking slow, but is often regarded as being as sweet or soft as a muffin.
Ashley is such a turtle muffin, always casually getting to work late but while catching men's attention with her sweetness.
by TeamFSP May 03, 2022
It’s a relative of the very known snapping turtle but it’s a noming turtle also ur known as a noming alyssa
by Kuma69 September 27, 2020
When an uncircumcised guy makes a shot glass out of his foreskin and pours a shot for his mate to enjoy.
by Dj Rob1984 December 20, 2024
A reverse turtle neck is when you go in to get a vasectomy and they remove your foreskin and or one testicle.
by William J. Abernathy May 12, 2023
After President trump got all agro about losing the 2020 election, a pundit on CNN referred to him as looking like an obese turtle.
by MutualContemptSociety November 21, 2022
by Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov April 08, 2018
When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up
by Luxemo January 05, 2018