turtle muffin

One who often arrives late due to walking slow, but is often regarded as being as sweet or soft as a muffin.
Ashley is such a turtle muffin, always casually getting to work late but while catching men's attention with her sweetness.
by TeamFSP May 03, 2022
Get the turtle muffin mug.

Noming turtle

It’s a relative of the very known snapping turtle but it’s a noming turtle also ur known as a noming alyssa
Stop being such a noming turtle/ noming Alyssa
by Kuma69 September 27, 2020
Get the Noming turtle mug.

Turtle shot

When an uncircumcised guy makes a shot glass out of his foreskin and pours a shot for his mate to enjoy.
Nando gave that stripper a turtle shot!!!
by Dj Rob1984 December 20, 2024
Get the Turtle shot mug.

reverse turtle neck

A reverse turtle neck is when you go in to get a vasectomy and they remove your foreskin and or one testicle.
“My dad went in for a vasectomy and they gave him a reverse turtle neck” (they took his foreskin)
by William J. Abernathy May 12, 2023
Get the reverse turtle neck mug.

obese turtle

After President trump got all agro about losing the 2020 election, a pundit on CNN referred to him as looking like an obese turtle.
Donald trump looks like an obese turtle on its back, flailing in the Sun.
by MutualContemptSociety November 21, 2022
Get the obese turtle mug.

Texas Turtles

Don’t you know that hotel is prime territory of Texas Turtles?
by Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov April 08, 2018
Get the Texas Turtles mug.

helpless turtle

When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up
Bro I got fucking helpless turtled last night
by Luxemo January 05, 2018
Get the helpless turtle mug.