A Martian, human hybrid that came to earth 24 years ago. Enjoys lifting weights, eating girls out and feasting on huge amounts of brown rice.
by Ionizedbee January 17, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. by Moose Finbar June 20, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. by The man Tommy C October 7, 2018
Get the Thomas Coopermug. A Thomas Carroll is a gift from God. The best man, friend, father, brother, son, and husband a person could ever have. He's funny and laid back but can get down and have your back should you need it. He has a huge heart and would give you the shirt off his back. He's not only intelligent but also street smart and vigilant. He is amazing to be around, when you're in his presence the world is immediately a better place to be. Though he can be hard headed at times he always admits his faults . Above all else he is a fucking Genius in bed, nick named "The Pussy Whisperer". Want to have multiple mind blowing orgasms? He's your man.... Unfortunately, he's also 100% faithful to his wife, so no other women will ever get to experience him in the sack again except that lucky bitch wife of his .. but damn, I wish I could!!🤤😍🤩
by Here Kitty Kitty "Meowwwww" September 26, 2023
Get the Thomas carrollmug. He’s kind but he quite quick tempered sometimes, his love is like an ocean it doesn’t end . Even though he’s angry later u will see him smiling and cuddling u up . There might be things he can’t say or hiding to protect others. He cares people around him first then his personal things.
He Can be an expert in cooking 🥘 loves to eat
He Can be an expert in cooking 🥘 loves to eat
by Lovenightcore♥️ September 27, 2021
Get the Thomasmug. a horrible human being that treats girls like a princess just to fuck them off later on. he is so insecure about everything ( as he should be ) and likes to spread girls nudes. he also deals #crackhead
by mcvay February 17, 2025
Get the thomasmug. 