the mashed potato

When you're unaware of your pregnancy and you still have sex.

"What the hell? I don't what happened to Jimmy, but he be looking like he got the mashed potato. Not sure what happened to him, but when he came out, he came out in pieces."

by TheSpizzleWizard December 6, 2021

Sprouting potatoe

Trash/worthless, slow

Bro, stop being a sprouting potatoe and get on cod.

by Real s**t November 13, 2020

Potato

My friend Jane

Jane your acting retarded aka you a potato

by Goldy_g July 25, 2019

Eaten Potato Waffle

An unfinished game of Tetris. It has a crispy exterior and a fluffy interior, depending on what temperature you eat it at.

"Did you finish that Tetris game?" "No, and it looks like an Eaten Potato Waffle!"

by jiminyourpants April 21, 2018

holy potato

potato that is holy

that potato is holy, cuz its a holy potato

by holy potato March 15, 2022

potato ocean

A word to mess with you friends so they get very confused

Hey man potato ocean

by Kiki_61 September 27, 2017

Harold the potato

Harold the potato is me and my wifes child he shall forever be remembered with honor as he was fighting alongside me and his sexy asssss mama against the evil creatures in the after life.

Harold the potato from phasmo duh! stupid ahhh

by Tragiic March 7, 2025