Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020

cum snake

A cum snake is ejaculated semen in a body of water.

I went for a surf and saw a 7 metre Great Whute Cum Snake in the ocean.

by cum snake December 29, 2023

Snake

A fake Snapchat account (like finsta but for snap)

Snap + fake = snake

And ur being a snake if ur being fake

I totally trolled him with my snake account.

by Hatinafield November 30, 2021

snaking the hole

When someone abruptly shoves their fist through your armpit indicating how much they would love to fist the hell out of your man vagina until you scream rape.

Man 1: What a great day. Guy 2 snakes guy 1's hole. Guy 1: take that bitch. Guy 2: god damn it not again. STOP SNAKING THE HOLE BLAKE.

by panda poop nuggets February 15, 2018

Snake

1. An animal
2. a backstabbing goon
3. the main character of the metal gear games

1. The zoo have the best snakes
2. Micah Bell is a rat boy snake
3. Snake is going on a mission in Afghanistan

by T473N February 22, 2021

snake

A slang for the Mickey Cobras (MC/🐍) in Chicago.

And I really hate snakes
(757 Lil G: No Disrespect)

by DatguySkii July 6, 2025

Skinned The Snake

When you pull out after having sex and the condom slips off your penis, remaining in the chick's vagina.

I was banging this chick last night, and when I finished, I Skinned The Snake.

by hatterofmaddness September 2, 2013