Sloppy Magnum

When you exchange Skittles for a blowjob in the church carpark.

I was broke this week and really horny, but thankfully there were some Skittles under the seat in my PT Cruiser that I could exchange for a Sloppy Magnum at the Christ United Mission brick and mortar.

by FreshMuffinsss May 9, 2025

sloppy mackerel

A vagina that has the firmness of a condom full of grapes

Wow man! That's a sloppy mackerel

by Flappy pancake February 10, 2015

Sloppy Slamwich

Dirty, nasty, typically loud sex.

“She’s such a slut. Everyone has to hear her and her boyfriend making a sloppy slamwich every night.”

by Bignigfigsquid March 19, 2020

Sloppy Yonk

The act of licking a guys taint (found behind the balls before the asshole ) in a slobbery, wet, and ostentatious way.

Me: “ girl things have been getting stale in the bedroom with my man so I gave him a sloppy yonk last night and he proposed!!”

Friend: “damn girl you needs teach me how to do THAT”

by Mbnmhc July 22, 2019

sloppy

wet, moist, soaked

he ate this sh!t i'm talking sloppy

by big2longlegs June 17, 2025

Sloppy Dallas

When one has a mouth full of Dip and gives a sloppy blowjob.

Hey cousin, how about you giving me a Sloppy Dallas tonight.

by RedNeck Joey October 15, 2020

Sloppies

Similar to sloppy seconds, but with an increased level of sloppiness with each partner....

T'was a most excellent evening which included a delicious game of sloppies with a few friends I met online.

by Tenderdick October 24, 2022