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Sharpie Shirt

A passedout drunk gets his/her chest and stromach area covered with a sharpie or other permanant marker.
"Is that a black under-shirt?"
"No, it's a Sharpie Shirt."
"You're fired."
by The Original Pfeiffer March 25, 2010
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macchiato-shirt

an outfit formed of 2 pieces of clothes: sleeve T-shirt underneath a sleeveless shirt that you wear when the wheather is ok "not cold, not hot"
Peter: who's that jackass with a macchiato-shirt standing next to ur house ?
Linda : ah yeah, I forget to tell u he's my new bf

Peter: Ok then
by quantuman April 16, 2010
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Sweatin' Shirts

Sweating so much that you need multiple shirts during the day. Alternatively it may refer to sweating through multiple shirts at one time. Started being used even before the word snox, the first term which inspired a monstrous batch of revolutionary new lingo.
Man, it's so frakin' hot out here. I'm sweatin' shirts!
by Matt-E-Okee July 22, 2010
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t-shirtable

Any type of media (Ex. art, images, pictures, phrases, words, quotes, etc. )worth printing onto a t-shirt for profit.
She's so hot, shes t-shirtable.
by XSal Visualz October 8, 2010
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California Shirt

Another way of saying Hollister clothing in another state other than California.
My middle aged teacher is wearing a California shirt.
by qwertyuiop130 January 6, 2012
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Prison Shirt

muscled up, and or body tatt'd like you just got outa jail.
my boi sleepy jus got out, lil homie got a prison shirt now.
by LilS May 10, 2012
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Batman Shirt Theory

Description

Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.

Joker-perpetrator

The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.

The Hero-batman fan

Realistically, the hero is more often than not a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or hero. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.

Batman/Joker Conflict

The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating conflict all influenced by a simple shirt.
Batman Shirt Theory Example:

A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions that he is obligated to solve every conflict in order to promote fairness and justice.

B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions of oppression that restricts his individuality.

C. I may be delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything...
by lhukmai October 20, 2012
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