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robert

this is a persons name in my class, who smells bad yet he says he showers everyday-more like every year- and he is a furry. he said that i own him, he is supposed to be a cat called sprinkles but i renamed him to mr hammy. he is disgusting, he crawls around the playground on all fours. please help me, he calls me his ''momma''.
robert: hello momma!
me: fuck off ya fat furry shit! go get that stick and choke on it and die.
by timbleton jr the 3rd November 7, 2023
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Robert Mugabe

When you invite a bird back for a naughty face painting session with the lads and she ends up getting a face full of Robbie G Mugabe.
Oi lads want to bring this bird back for a "bukakke", what? a Robert Mugabe? Yeah!
by flakeonly November 19, 2023
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robert type joke

A Robert type joke is a very cringe/corny ass joke.
"They call me Scottie cause i be pimpin", yeah that was a robert type joke
by HMMS November 19, 2023
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Robert batts

Robert batts just so fucking fine and lightskin might be a lil short but he fasho pull the most btcs out of the friend group he might take to btc
Robert batts just so fucking fine and lightskin might be a lil short but he fasho pull the most btcs out of the friend group he might take to btc
by Hesofine12 November 20, 2023
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Robert

Quite a nerd 🤓 perchance 🤓. I bet you couldn't define Robert ☝️🤓.
Dominic: A nerd?
Leo: Must be Robert 😮 💨.
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Robert

Quite a nerd 🤓 perchance 🤓. I bet you couldn't define Robert ☝️🤓.
Dominic: A nerd?
Leo: Must be Robert 😮 💨.
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Robert

Robert is a stinky boy, seeing him once you just can't take your eyes off him . Thinking of him ever so often wondering what kind of person he is . From the moment you try to speak to him it feels like something you've never felt , a sense of curiosity to know more of him. He's someone you feel like you can't get enough of. He's lovely and he has these brown eyes and little moles all over his face . He likes making stupid jokes all just to make you laugh. Robert is someone you love without even knowing never let a Robert go.
i like Robert , no i love Robert !
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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