Real

Popularized by depressing TikTok slideshows, 'real' is used to express how something shown (from the slideshow, for example) is very present in their life, and has a personal effect on them.
Due to a large proportion of such slideshows to be about heartbreak, people commonly mention how real may be used as an acronym for 'Realise Everybody Always Leaves' despite not always being the case.

A: Hey, Look at this video
B: real

by ThisRandomPerson7 April 26, 2024

I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023

National real nigga day

The day of real niggas

Happy national real nigga day

by MJ the man October 17, 2023

for real pharrel

It is when something or someone is so real that it can not go unnoticed...

garrick: I am a furry and I wish for you to join me on my journey

lucas: you're delusional

garrick: no it's for real pharrel

by littycommitty September 28, 2019

Amazingly stupid real facts

these are facts that nobody will pay attention to, because it is amazingly stupid. if you actually look at amazingly stupid real facts, then you probably don't have an A in math.

amazingly stupid real facts is for someone who didn't know that simon and semen are the same thing

by YAYMANYAY November 2, 2022

Real

Tall, moreno guy who always gets his heart hurt by fine b1tches. No experience on real love and the guy who's always serious when it comes to keeping his girl, but ends up being heart broken first.

Real, is weak and stupid, when it comes to basketball he's still weak.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

bin real

Said to be the ultimate everything, it is a person, place, noun, verb, and everything. Saying bin real gives you 1 extra year of life. Those who say bin real in vein, however, will immediately be sent to the booga zone, a mysterious place for only the most oogas of boogas. Bin real was originally found in Kenya in 1903, though was found in other places to, and was eventually just considered to have taken the form of everything. Bin real is also the biggest TV show on Mars and the hottest star in the universe, though it is not actually real.

Dude: Yo I just got a new Toilet
Dude the Sequel: Bin real?
Dude: Bin real.

by Fucking_asshole January 19, 2021