Satan’s Tree Rat

House cat

Why would you allow a Satan’s Tree Rat climb on your dinner table, right after they use their litter box?

by thefarmersson November 8, 2023

Tree chaser

Someone who looks for people to date that are much taller than they are

Person A:“I Can’t date a guy under 6’2”; that’s too short”

Person B: “You’re 5’3” you’re definitely a Tree Chaser”

by Pokebttm November 27, 2020

Bee Tree

Usually girls named Bailey Turder. Not funny. Says ‘shhhhhhhhhhhhh’ every five seconds. And wears crusty musty Dollar Tree marker nails.

Why is Bee Tree being so turdish today!

by Gabby == May 16, 2021

Tree Roofing

The act of building/placing a synthetic/organic christmas tree apon the roof of a public building.Then all members partake in shitting under the tree, leaving a hot steamy pile of gifts.

Ex: Dude we went tree roofing all night, Ive never shitted so much in my life.

by June & Legik December 13, 2010

Tree huggerr

A woman bends over and hugs a tree in the woods, preparing to engage in doggy-style sex outdoors in a forested area.

First, I joined the Milehigh club and now I’m a tree huggerr.

While walking in the forest, I jokingly referred to myself as a “tree huggerr” as I bent over to hug a tree, preparing for spontaneous outdoor sex.

by Tony T-shirt May 8, 2025

Tree

a magical item grown on an unknown substance known as "soil".

"look its a magical item grown on an unknown substance known as soil"
"it's a tree"
"oh"

by fuckingmidgets July 23, 2022

The Hanging Tree

A song by Marty Robbins. It tells of a man who was looking for gold and almost got hung but survived and walked away from the hanging tree with his true love. Not to be confused with the hanging tree from the hunger games. This song is leagues better that that one.

Yes I walked away from the hanging tree, and my own true love did Walk with me

by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021