mud bust

when one comes inside an asshole

"I'm sorry that I mud busted you last night."

by doodoobrains November 27, 2009

Mud Roast

Similar to the sexual activity “spit roast,” a mud roast involves two male participants and one female participant, where the male participant at the lower half of the female decides to enter the woman in the anus rather than the vagina.

Bob and Jane were getting frisky the other night in front of John, and they ended up having a mud roast.

by Schmatrick May 30, 2025

minnesota mud blanket

when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!

"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"

by D, wolfie, del December 31, 2012

First Mud

The first time you go to the toilet to poop after having bathed or showered.

I felt sparkly clean until I went to the loo and had my first mud.

by mrh@nky January 17, 2025

Mud Stickin'

When oral sex is performed on a man with fecal matter in the giver's mouth.

Jack is so in to fecal play that he and Jill have been mud stickin' lately.

by Izzaaron February 28, 2009

Mud money

The money you make while pouring a flat ass slab.

I’m finna make this mud money at Milis flatwork.

by Jess@milis August 3, 2019

Utah Mud Crab

Same position as the Utah Spider Crab, but you put it in the butt.

“We decided to switch it up and try the Utah Mud Crab to spice up our relationship.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024