mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by lovepier September 18, 2021

Mud Butt

A swampy and moist shart

“Ooo I have mud butt from that one”

by Bulldog Diesel March 13, 2023

Mud fly

Typically a mine worker or someone that has worked FNQ and always tells you about it. Someone that drive a capped out gu and loves telling everyone about how much he’s spent on it. Someone that message girls unannounced on after a few cans “hey u up”
Hangs a around girls at the pub like a fly

See that bloke over there hassling the poor girl wearing a work shirt trucker cap and surfer joes he a mud fly

by Shit slinger May 1, 2022

Mississippi Mud Flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Mississippi mud flap

by Thor2021 January 20, 2022

Mud-Puddle

When you cum inside a girls butthole while shes turtle necking

Bro I think a uti from all the mud-puddles I made yesterday

by Mud-Puddler November 2, 2021

Mud Flap

Hanging a single strip of toilet paper behind your butt to prevent spraying the back of the toilet. See also "splurtin curtain"

I don't even have to clean my toilet yet because I used a mud flap!

by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020

Mud Claw

When you finger a girl's sphincter and get shit all over it.

My finger went in the wrong hole, and Suzie gave me a Mud Claw.

by Nikkiiuh January 17, 2024